#1 "I Can't Sleep … So Let's Talk About Deep Time and the Wonders of Our Finite Human Experience" (2021)	#2 "I Can't Sleep … So Let's Talk About Transgender Smurfs and the Sex Lives of Autobots" (2021)	#3 "I Can't Sleep … So Let's Talk About Superman, Star Wars, and the Myths of Genesis" (2021)	#4 "I Can't Sleep … So Let's Talk About My Possible Insanity and Whether or Not We Even Exist" (2021)	#5 "I Can't Sleep … So Let's Talk About Dinosaur People and the Objective Insanity of Wearing Pants" (2021)
#6 "I Can't Sleep … So Let's Drink Day-Old Gutter Coffee and Talk About My Childhood Nightmares" (2021)	#7 "I Can't Sleep … So Let's Romanticize Life in the Early 21st Century" (2021)	#8 "I Can't Sleep … So Let's Deconstruct This Puzzling Dream I Just Woke Up From" (2021)	#9 "If There Are Infinite Variations of Reality, Then Every Imagined Reality Must Exist" (2021)	#10 "My Two Suicide Fails and What They Taught Me About Life" (2021)
#11 "Big, Gay Rudolph's Big, Gay Sleigh Ride" (2021)	#12 "I Can't Sleep … So Let's Accept All the Challenges of Our Limiting Beliefs" (2021)	#13 "I Can't Sleep … Because Matt Broke into My House" (2021)	#14 "I Can't Sleep … Because Neckties are Stupid, and I Have a Job Interview in the Morning" (2022)	#15 "Wheels, Doors, and Gods" (2022)
#16 "Am I Dead? Let's Talk About Billionaires in Space" (2022)	#17 "A Bit of Woke, Bi, Social Justice Warrior Passion" (2022)	#18 "Adjusting to Happiness" (2022)	#19 "Aligning the 'Real' with the 'Imaginary' " (2022)	#20 "Nocturnal Roommates" (2022)
#21 "Oops! I Summoned the Devil?" (2022)	#22 "I Can't Sleep … Because Mean People are Weird and Rats Age Backwards Now" (2023)	#23 "I Can't Sleep … Because I'm Too Tired, and I Almost Died the Other Day" (2023)	#24 "There Are Places I Remember ..." (2023)	#25 "I Can't Sleep ... Because I'm Convalescing Like a Fancy Man" (2023)
#26 "I Can't Sleep ... Because Evil People Are Straight Up Weirdos" (2024)	#27 "You Are Here: The Tragedy of Jar Jar Binks" (2024)	#28 "Life, Death, and Little Bits of Magic" (2024)	#29 "I Can't Sleep ... Because the Christian Right Has Lost the Plot" (2024)	#30 "I Can't Sleep ... Because the World Has Lost Sight of the Stars" (2024)
#31 "Bros' Night with a Panda and a Platypus" (2024)	#32 "I Can't Sleep ... Because the Floor Is Lava and I'm Getting Licked by a Dog" (2024)