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51. “i HATE THE cAPS lOCK BUTTON,” SAID i TO OLD tOD OLD tOD HATES THE WORLD 52. Clean my bowl, you dog! Even dogs must earn their keep! Clean it with your tongue! 53. Something’s in the air Everyone is pregnant now Air can’t use condoms 54. My friend Kris loves toys He made a Lego lady He had no real friends 55. “Use the Force,” I said. “Use it to mop the kitchen.” Yoda is my slave. 56. I like the baby. He drools on my face and feet, Then he crawls away. 57. Jay is my best friend. He was howling at the moon Then he got all weird 58. I smelled a nomad It was traveling quite far All the way to Hell 59. Gophers eat children I can not get past all that It just freaks me out 60. Ryan watched the news A giant seal was in town Exposing the truth
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