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21. My friend Zed is gay Chases all the girls away Won't roll in their hay 22. Ben Franklin spoke true Never told an honest lie Now he’s some years dead 23. If I were Jesus I would have loved you as is Good thing I am not 24. Toilet paper eyes Fill the deep black sockets of The sad no-eyed man 25. This here Web site’s a Glowing beacon in the night Can you see the light? 26. I really hate you I hope someone murders you And you burn in Hell 27. Marta has her faith She is a christian you see She’s not a Christian 28. I’m Kermit the Frog I’m in love with Miss Piggy Yet I eat pork chops 29. If I lived in space I would be a vacuum spore I’d infect you all 30. Butt munchkins are weird Eating all the camel sauce Loathing all spiders
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